My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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