playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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