i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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