Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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