i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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