there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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