She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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