First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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