Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
false alarm, still single
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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