i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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