Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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