My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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