Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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