I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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