Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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