Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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