Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize