just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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