Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
well you can't waste a boner
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
