My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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