the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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