quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
