im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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