I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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