if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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