can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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