i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i would one night stand the shit outta him
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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