Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
