I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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