you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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