Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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