Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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