Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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