So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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