Hey man sorry I got all grabby
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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