butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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