I wanna passion pit in your ass
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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