Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I could punch you in the face.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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