I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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