google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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