your room smells of hookers.
And success
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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