Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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