I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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