You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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