Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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