I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I skipped work to stalk him.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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