I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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