so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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