I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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