You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Found the puke drawer
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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