Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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