what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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