All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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